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Top 10 Video Tribute To Brooke Burke
We recently did some focusing testing on Brooke Burke and she rated a 9.7 on our office Bonerometer. If you haven't picked up one up yet, they're available at your local Sharper Image. We also recommend picking up an Ionic Breeze Balls Purifier and a Robotic Vaccum. Those things rule.
#10 Brooke Visits Craig Kilborn In Her Bikini - What the hell ever happend to Craig Kilborn. Wait, what am I talking about? Brooke Burke's Titties!!!
#9 Brooke Gets Busy With Burger King On The Beach - She gave him a Double Pants Whopper with cheese and held the mayo. Get it? Held the mayo.
#8 Brooke Is A Girl Behaving Badly - And we all know what naughty girls like to do. Eat salted meats while they fuck you. #7 Brooke Burke Bikini Montage - They Enya music sucks but sweet lord Jesus she looks good.
#6 Brooke Talks About What It Takes To Make A Great Calendar About Her Titties - While a bunch of jabrone's verbally masturbate to her.
#5 Brooke Burke Takes Her Boobs To Jamaica - It's funny...it's like she really thinks people care what she's talking about.
#4 Another Brooke Burke Bikini Photoshoot - Why have one bikini photoshoot when you can have two...or three...or four?
#3 Brooke Gets A Sensual Massage - Brooke getting rubbed with oil and a ton of side boob. They say most people never get caught masturbating at work. Just make sure you don't do it at the urinal.
#2 Brooke Holds Her Boobs - I wonder how one becomes a professional boob holder? I bet there's a program at Devry for that.
#1 How About One More Brooke Burke Bikini? - Come on, it's like asking Rosie O'Donnell if she wants another Hot Pocket.
